FAQ’S

🛒 How do I order?

1. Pick your tee.
2. Click Buy Now.
3. You’ll be redirected to our secure checkout powered by Printify.
4. Order placed. Shirt on the way.

Same vibes, different checkout.

👕 How are the shirts made?

Each shirt is printed on demand.

That means:

• No warehouses
• No overproduction
• Your tee is made only after you order

Fresh ink. Zero waste.

🚚 How long does shipping take?

Production usually takes 2–5 business days.

Shipping time depends on your location, but most US orders arrive in 5–10 business days total.

Worth the wait 😉

❌ Can I cancel or change my order?

Orders go into production fast.

Once it’s submitted, we can’t make changes or cancellations.

Double-check before hitting buy 👀

🔒 Is it safe to check out on Printify?

Yep. Printify handles payments, production, and shipping securely, so your info stays protected and your tee gets made fresh just for you.

📏 How do I choose the right size?

Check the size chart on each product page before ordering.

When in doubt, size up — oversized always hits harder.

🧼 How do I wash my tee?

To keep it looking fresh:

• Wash inside out
• Cold water
• No bleach
• Tumble dry low or hang dry

Treat it right.

😏 Will everyone get the joke?
Probably not.
And that’s kind of the point.